1. Bob Munden - Literally the "fastest gun in the West." And he is as deadly-accurate as he is fast.
2. Isao Machii - Real-life version of Goemon (Lupin III) and Battousai (Rourouni Kenshin). The "Modern Samurai" does things you'd think you'll only see on Anime, movies and TV shows. He weilds a katana and cuts soccer balls, baseballs and even a grain of rice! His record is cutting a BB bullet (pellet gun bullet). Yes, he can cut that tiny plastic thing into two. And did I mention that he hits a moving bullet fired from the BB gun?!
3. Kate Upton - Well, because I'm a guy and it's Kate Upton.
4. Old Spice Guy - He turns sand into diamonds, rides horses backwards, swims and flies within a few seconds while talking in a kick-ass voice. He's also a giving person. As a matter of fact, he plans to give gifts to the entire human population this Holidays 2011. Also, he defeated the 90's commercial icon Fabio.
5. Chuck Norris - Only he is capable of things like:
- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
- Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
- Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
- Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
- Chuck Norris doesn't actually need to eat. Food just uses his body for protection
- Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
- Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
- Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
- There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
- Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
- Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
- When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
- Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.
- Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
- Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
6. Chef John - Yes it's the zombie apocalypse. But that doesn't mean we can't eat what we want. If by some luck, we find an abandoned supermarket full of food, it wouldn't hurt to have this guy whip us something good. Chef John spares no expense in preparing the best meals.
How about you? Who'd you pick to be on your zombie apocalypse team?